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Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:50 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Going to see how much money state will give me at 9am. "Not a lot" will probably be the answer. Still, as it is early, hopefully it won;t be busy...


Wow. Is Paul Daniels working at your Job Centre.
Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:54 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Going to see how much money state will give me at 9am. "Not a lot" will probably be the answer. Still, as it is early, hopefully it won;t be busy...


Wow. Is Paul Daniels working at your Job Centre.


Not according to his blog:

http://www.pauldaniels.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=2&Itemid=10
Author:  Joans [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:08 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
I saw Stephen Fry in the Westminster underground station this morning. He's quite tall and has very grey hair.


*Hangs around Westminster tube all day long waiting for him to return*


Sounds like you've got a stalker Grim... ;)
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:08 ]
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Hahaha :D
Author:  Mimi [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:13 ]
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Hehe, very good :smug:
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:19 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Grim... wrote:
I saw Stephen Fry in the Westminster underground station this morning. He's quite tall and has very grey hair.


*Hangs around Westminster tube all day long waiting for him to return*


TCR is a good place to loiter as he is a serious gadget hound. I've seen him near the Odeon there about five times in the last couple of years. I always say "Hi" and he always replies. Seems like a decent cove.

Also, a few years ago I had tickets to the recently reformed (well, it was the first time the whole band had been together since about '86) Duran Duran gig in Camden, and he was about two rows behind me - bopping like someone's uncle at a wedding :DD
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:21 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
TCR is a good place to loiter as he is a serious gadget hound. I've seen him near the Odeon there about five times in the last couple of years. I always say "Hi" and he always replies. Seems like a decent cove.
Now this is important. No-one -- I said no-one -- ask DBSnappa to start namedropping about celebrities he's met.
Author:  The Rev Owen [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:22 ]
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Jack Daniel's just sent me a luggage tag. That was nice of them.
Author:  Dudley [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:23 ]
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I've posted on the same board as Xbox Live anarchist Richard Gaywood.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:23 ]
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Dudley wrote:
I've posted on the same board as Xbox Live anarchist Richard Gaywood.
:?:
Author:  Joans [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:26 ]
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My postman wishes to pass on his thanks to everyone that helped me order loads of HD-DVDs in the last thread (and so would I :) ).
Now I just need somewhere to put them all.
Author:  Mimi [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:29 ]
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TCR?
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:29 ]
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Mimi wrote:
TCR?
Tottenham Court Road.
Author:  myp [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:31 ]
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richardgaywood wrote:
Dudley wrote:
I've posted on the same board as Xbox Live anarchist Richard Gaywood.
:?:


I think that's Duds' claim to fame.
Author:  Mimi [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:33 ]
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richardgaywood wrote:
Mimi wrote:
TCR?
Tottenham Court Road.


Nicknames for favourite streets... I don't know.

*Is off to NSC*
Author:  myp [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:34 ]
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I'm currently on LOD.
Author:  MrD [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:35 ]
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I tried to make a 'we need a Dimlie' MrDimlie, but it's become more like a 'the dimlie escapes me' dimlie.

Image
Author:  The Rev Owen [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:35 ]
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I'm on, er, HS.
Author:  Dudley [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:39 ]
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richardgaywood wrote:
Dudley wrote:
I've posted on the same board as Xbox Live anarchist Richard Gaywood.
:?:

That man with the deliberately offensive name causing so many people to be unspeakably annoyed.

Bloody attention seeker...

Quote:
I think that's Duds' claim to fame.


Bingo.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:42 ]
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I see the 'pregnant man' has dropped the sprog. The insistance that this woman is a man annoys me. If you have a vagina and a womb, but have your breasts removed and grow facial hair does not make you a man, it makes you a very strange woman. Couldn't give a toot what the 'legal status' is, *she* is still a woman, damnit.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:46 ]
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Mimi wrote:
richardgaywood wrote:
Mimi wrote:
TCR?
Tottenham Court Road.


Nicknames for favourite streets... I don't know.

*Is off to NSC*


I used to live just off TCR and the name stuck because of the Scalextrix competitor from my dim and distant youth. I don't use it for any other street. Promise 8)
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:47 ]
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Mimi wrote:
TCR?


Total Control Racing
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:48 ]
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myoptika wrote:
I'm currently on LSD.


Well that explains everything.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:48 ]
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richardgaywood wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
TCR is a good place to loiter as he is a serious gadget hound. I've seen him near the Odeon there about five times in the last couple of years. I always say "Hi" and he always replies. Seems like a decent cove.
Now this is important. No-one -- I said no-one -- ask DBSnappa to start namedropping about celebrities he's met.


Killjoy. And no, not the UKIP muppet :DD
Author:  Cras [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:49 ]
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TCR is a pretty common acronym* for Tottenham Court Road, I always thought.


*stop it.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:49 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Mimi wrote:
TCR?


Total Control Racing


Buy that man a decent pair of trousers and a razor!
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:51 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
myoptika wrote:
I'm currently on LSD.


Well that explains everything.


I've never met Timothy Leary*


*namedropping people I haven't met to annoy Dr ArborealHappyness - everybody can do that :DD
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:52 ]
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36 BR, CT, B, S.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:53 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
36 BR, CT, B, S.
Boulton, Stinky?
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:54 ]
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36 Burly Ruffians, Corner Trousers, Buggerim, Senseless.
Author:  Dudley [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:00 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
Mimi wrote:
richardgaywood wrote:
Mimi wrote:
TCR?
Tottenham Court Road.


Nicknames for favourite streets... I don't know.

*Is off to NSC*


I used to live just off TCR and the name stuck because of the Scalextrix competitor from my dim and distant youth. I don't use it for any other street. Promise 8)


Well of course not, refrerring to Oxford Street as TCR would be very confusing.
Author:  MrD [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:01 ]
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Quote:
I hve been trying to reserve a pack of 50 reels of cotton sewing thread at Argos for about two months. Always out of stock in every store.


Thanks for reminding me! I need more thread too.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:01 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
36 Burly Ruffians, Corner Trousers, Buggerim, Senseless.


No wonder his avatar looks so startled.
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:01 ]
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MrD wrote:
Quote:
I hve been trying to reserve a pack of 50 reels of cotton sewing thread at Argos for about two months. Always out of stock in every store.


Thanks for reminding me! I need more thread too.



Spins
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:01 ]
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out
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:02 ]
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thread
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:02 ]
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more
Author:  Dudley [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:10 ]
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Fired.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:11 ]
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I know I shouldn't complain about having pussy on my lap, but it's a little unnerving when there's a big dog trying to eat it.

Also. Where's my fucking jetpack?
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:14 ]
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The Gaywood's using it to pole the electorate.
Author:  Plissken [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:15 ]
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DBSnappa wrote:
I know I shouldn't complain about having pussy on my lap, but it's a little unnerving when there's a big dog trying to eat it.

Also. Where's my fucking jetpack?


You appear to be simultaenously channelling Mrs Slocombe and Paul Merton. I'd get that seen to if I was you.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:23 ]
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Plissken wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
I know I shouldn't complain about having pussy on my lap, but it's a little unnerving when there's a big dog trying to eat it.

Also. Where's my fucking jetpack?


You appear to be simultaenously channelling Mrs Slocombe and Paul Merton. I'd get that seen to if I was you.


Are you suggesting I have diphallic terata. Sounds like double the fun to me :DD
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:26 ]
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You made me google that. I hate you now.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:28 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
You made me google that. I hate you now.


Are you implying I'm twice the dick you initially thought :DD
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:33 ]
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Little floppy winkies.
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:36 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Little floppy winkies.


You were supposed to disable image search in google.
Author:  Dimrill [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:44 ]
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Pah! I live on THE EDGE man. That's why I can search for "snooker cue" on Google with safe search off and not suffer psychological damage!
Author:  DBSnappa [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:46 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Pah! I live on THE EDGE man. That's why I can search for "snooker cue" on Google with safe search off and not suffer psychological damage!


Even though I work at home I'm not falling for that :DD
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:05 ]
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**shrugs**
There's nothing bad when I search. Not on the first page of images, at least.
Author:  Joans [ Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:16 ]
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Disturbingly, when I went to search for snooker cue, it came up in the google drop down. I've obviously fallen for this one before (or I wanted to buy a snooker cue).
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