Be Excellent To Each Other

OK, who's going to give him "the talk"?

"You're holding it wrong"?

I know! He'll be leaving home and getting a job next.

We should get him a card, or something. I'm sure Zardoz could knock up something appropriate.

if you ever turn up to anything you're getting a slap!

NOT THE ACTUAL MACKEREL NICK



Heh. You should have given me one for luck in Manchester.

He's still punctuating! Must try harder!

ZIO?

See? I told you.

Always the bridesmaid and never the Bits and Bob subheader namer...

We did wait...

FTFY

What's this? Blonde swedish girl you say?

Hmm... I'll have to get up and stand at the other end of the office if I want my potency to reach Sweden.

Meh. Pay no attention, nickachu. There seems to be a good deal of the ole 'Green Eye' around the boards with one or two people at the moment. They're only jealous, believe you me lad.

I seriously doubt you'll be too concerned about this when you're 'taters deep' as it were, any more than I will be when I'm razzing it up over the weekend myself, for that matter. Hold onto that thought and laugh.

I'm fairly sure none of this is actually true, but there we are.


And such language from a senior citizen!

What ever you do, DO NOT hold on to the thought of Captain Caveman razzing it up when you're on the job.

Hey, it's not our place to judge other people's proclivities, man. That's nazism, that is.

I may not agree with it, but I will fight to the death to protect your right to think about Cavey doing the funky chicken whilst you're midnight fishing.

Oh, for sure, I'm an old bastard and no mistake. Mind you, Mrs C and I have got decades of this kind of thing left in us here; we're unashamed hedonists afterall.

Sad? To some, maybe. However, the thought of attracting disapproval from these types, with all the attendant harrumphing, is actually a key component of the pleasure, for me at least.

Oi! You could do worse!!1!








... actually, no, you probably couldn't do worse.

Heh - good for you old thing. Mrs K and I long ago decided we will grow old as disgracefully as possible.

Thankfully it's a while off yet.

Thank fuck you haven't settled for a Harley like the fat, old couple next door to Miss Malabar, frankly.

Triumph

What types?

I for one endorse your right to zimmer-powered frivolity and have paramedics standing by with dry sherry and wafer biscuits for when you're finished.

Class. You really should do this more often, chap, most witty.

Heh. Sadly I find "objectionable curmudgeon" takes far less effort.

Hey, thanks man. I've still got a 'quantum of coolness', but only just.
I don't know any other grandads who ride Speed Triples though... go gramps!

I like the idea of growing old disgracefully!!

Anyway, Swedish? The only swedish girl I've met before was more mental than Lisbeth Salander. Who was fucking mental in dem books.

Take a lifejacket when you go fishing, just in case.

Have seen the picture now. I hate you too nickachu.

Old Man Afterthought used to have a Harley. A 1200 Sportster, in fact.

Good on you mate, glad to hear it.

So far I declare this to be the worst Bits and Bobs ever.

I've known a number of Swedish chaps, who were all deeply unpleasant. The couple of Swedish women I've known have been excellent fun.

Clearly we can extrapolate this across the entire of Sweden, and conclude that we should have an exchange program.

[COMMENT WITHDRAWN]

... Another person who's very much his own man and doesn't care what other people think of him is Sir Alan Sugar, founder of Amstrad.





There. 'Owsat?

We're just waiting around for Zardoz to start the proper B&B22 since it was rightfully his turn.

Personally, I like the idea of Harleys - many of them look and sound so cool. It's only when you actually ride one, and look closely at the standard of finish for the asking price, that I start to have a problem.

I'd love a Night Rod, but £15k with bits? Fook that. Plus, it's a fecking big, heavy old lump that you're not going to do much with, besides going up an down the M6.

Yay, it's weekend

Anyway Sweden is well nice. I've had meatballss, played some game where you throw sticks at bits I'd wood and also eaten a sandwich cake. They also have bacon and cheese in tubes.

I'm sure there's plenty of euphemisms you can get from this.

I've got the green eye for your smelling salts?

You know what? I now remember that Nickachu was obsessed with Swedish Fish when he stayed over at mine.

It's all suddenly becoming clear...

I rode it a few times. I certainly turned heads and set the odd car alarm off, but, they are nothing like motorcyles should be. Mummy Afterthought liked it, as with the low seat, it was easy for her to get on and off it.

You are not actually improving it...

What is your problem withe DavPaz?

Too right you have, Jonarob - they're Dead Sea ones, in a whirlpool bath with air bubbles AND jets, with a tasteful LED colour-changing bathroom ceiling. Yes.

And there was me letting you win that debate the other day!11 Tsk.

You bath salt envy-meister, you.

He's jealous of DavPaz's Swedish moxie.

Did JC do your electrics?

Try flashing the BIOS.

No, but I so dig his PCs, man.
I am from Essex - that's all that needs to be said in this matter.

Flushing, actually. It's an en suite bathroom. 'Boom boom' etc.

Mummy and Old Man Afterthought have color changing LEDs in their outdoor hottub. It's most awesome.

Yup, that too this end as well, old boy. Good on them!
I like LEDs.

Shouldn't you be nuts deep somewhere