Achievement Unlocked:
Completed first trimester.
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Achievement Unlocked: Completed first trimester.
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
It also appears that if you are a pro lane swimmer you need a swimming cap, iridium goggles and after you do 2 lengths you stop and have a swig from your isotonic drink containing sports bottle. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: Ooops, here's the correct one |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:44 ] |
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You sneaky shit! Congrats, Andy Bear. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:45 ] |
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MaliA wrote: it turns out you have to supply your own towels. No shit. |
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| Author: | Zio [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Curiosity wrote: Achievement Unlocked: Completed first trimester. Congrats! |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Curiosity wrote: Achievement Unlocked: Completed first trimester. Hey, us too! Congrats! |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Congrats Andy bear. Bye bye to the xbox 
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:46 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Curiosity wrote: Achievement Unlocked: Completed first trimester. Hey, us too! Congrats! Ok, no need to get all big headed. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Massive congrats, Andy. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:48 ] |
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Also, what the fuck is with this forum and babies this year? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Fucking zio. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Zio wrote: Curiosity wrote: Achievement Unlocked: Completed first trimester. Congrats! Yeah, this. Zardoz wrote: MaliA wrote: it turns out you have to supply your own towels. No shit. I was surprised. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:50 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: DavPaz wrote: Curiosity wrote: Achievement Unlocked: Completed first trimester. Hey, us too! Congrats! Ok, no need to get all big headed. 
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Zardoz wrote: MaliA wrote: it turns out you have to supply your own towels. No shit. That, too. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
This does, of course, mean that maria has to spend a weekend in the countryside with all of us lot without drinking. Dear Lord... |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:55 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: This does, of course, mean that maria has to spend a weekend in the countryside with all of us lot without drinking. Dear Lord... So does Mr Chris. Oh, hang on.... |
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| Author: | devilman [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:55 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: This does, of course, mean that maria has to spend a weekend in the countryside with all of us lot without drinking. Dear Lord... And the way you lot are having kids, venues for future events will need a creche and baby-changing facilities. Er.. I mean Congrats! |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:57 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: This does, of course, mean that maria has to spend a weekend in the countryside with all of us lot without drinking. Dear Lord... Good job I'm not coming then! |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Craster wrote: Fucking zio. Even being in the same room with Zio, I heard. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 13:59 ] |
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MaliA, did you have to use a lost property towel then? 
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 14:04 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: MaliA, did you have to use a lost property towel then? I like to air dry. |
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| Author: | Zio [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 14:05 ] |
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kalmar wrote: Craster wrote: Fucking zio. Even being in the same room with Zio, I heard. Itwasnme. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 14:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Congrats to the fruitful loins of Andy Bear and Davpaz! There must be something in the water round here. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 14:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
KovacsC wrote: I hate the CSA how bloody useless are they!! They have had my bank details since April, but have not yet taken a payment direct debit yet.. Every month they don't take it I have to make a credit card payment to them.. So again no payment taken last week, I ring up to chase them (not that I should have to chase to pay), and have been told that they will default me if I don't pay by card, even thought it is there fault.... I am not sure what is best to do, pay by card and wait till next month to see if they take the payment OR do nothing (which means the ex won't get the money) and make the CSA sort it out...!!! In a previous life, I worked at the CSA for a while. The system (C) we were attempting to put in, was a replacement of a 7yr old system (B), which was a replacement for a previous 7yr old system (A). There were still accounts in the queue waiting to get sorted out from system A... Add to that the 250000 accounts that had some sort of manual action required, and the 700000 accounts that had to be manually transferred into another system due to trying to sync up with the jobseekers system. How many staff do they actually have doing this work? A couple of hundred. (all numbers made up, but the scale is correct, been too long for me to remember exactly) None of this helps you of course. 
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 14:28 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: Congrats to the fruitful loins of Andy Bear and Davpaz! There must be something in the water round here. I'm scared to post in this thread in case I get pregnant. |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:01 ] |
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Congrats Andy Bear. End of March will be here before you know it! How many beex babies will we be expecting next year? |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:02 ] |
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It's like the Midwich Cuckoos around here |
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| Author: | Kern [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:06 ] |
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Well done everyone! DBSnappa wrote: How many beex babies will we be expecting next year? Also, may we name them? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:11 ] |
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Congrats, Curio. Are you sure you got that cheevo, though? |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Kern wrote: Well done everyone! DBSnappa wrote: How many beex babies will we be expecting next year? Also, may we name them? DavPaz's has to be called Sockpuppet, surely? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
It was my understanding that they were all to be called 'Richard Gaywood'? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:20 ] |
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No parent would be that harsh, surely? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:22 ] |
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Trooper wrote: No parent would be that harsh, surely? Drew Peacock's got some horrid parents. As has Ophelia Balls. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:23 ] |
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DBSnappa wrote: Kern wrote: Well done everyone! DBSnappa wrote: How many beex babies will we be expecting next year? Also, may we name them? DavPaz's has to be called Sockpuppet, surely? Ed Jr. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
At the moment our placeholder names are: Boy: Akabusi Awooga Agbonlahor Hewitt Girl: Sauvignon Sauternes Semillon Hewitt With the added advantage that they both give silly initials. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Curiosity wrote: At the moment our placeholder names are: Boy: Akabusi Awooga Agbonlahor Hewitt Girl: Sauvignon Sauternes Semillon Hewitt With the added advantage that they both give silly initials. I heard of a prosecutor whose kids had initials that were ABH and GBH |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
Hang on.. how's Maria pregnant? You're... gay.  ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:35 ] |
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Uk Segway boss dies from driving his Segway off a cliff. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... cliff.html |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:37 ] |
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That's wheely bad. He was probably two tyred. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 15:46 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: With the added advantage that they both give silly initials. Awooga Rolo Gyrate Hewitt edit: Oh, erm, well done, too. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 16:44 ] |
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Maria's initials are 'MEH'. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 16:52 ] |
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Congrats dude (and Maria, obv!) on the impending arrival of Andy Bear Jr. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 16:53 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: Maria's initials are 'MEH'. Awesome. Child's initials need to be ROFL. |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 17:02 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 22 - Two Little Ducks |
MaliA wrote: Trooper wrote: No parent would be that harsh, surely? Drew Peacock's got some horrid parents. As has Ophelia Balls. My favourite the is the horsey woman, Pippa Funnell (sp?) Phillipa Funnel anyone? I actually went to primary school with a kid called Elvis Ardon. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 17:03 ] |
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Nothing beats Princess Chumber. Sorry, but reading that name will stay with me until I die. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 17:06 ] |
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Mrs Z dealt with a lady called Mia Fanny Foulds |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 17:13 ] |
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At my previous employer we had a lady whose surname was Icecreamwallah. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 17:14 ] |
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You did not. |
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| Author: | Malc [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 17:15 ] |
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If you arrange the first initial of all my kids first names in a certain way it spells rose (if you do it in age order, you get the oesr, and if you add in mine and Pauline's in, you get eproms) Oh and at school, there was a family called (Sky, Blue and Day), Blue once appeared on Paul Daniels Magic thing, where he took the mickey out of her name. Malc |
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