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It also appears that if you are a pro lane swimmer you need a swimming cap, iridium goggles and after you do 2 lengths you stop and have a swig from your isotonic drink containing sports bottle.

You sneaky shit!

Congrats, Andy Bear.

No shit.

Congrats!

Hey, us too! Congrats!

Congrats Andy bear.
Bye bye to the xbox

Ok, no need to get all big headed.

Massive congrats, Andy.

Also, what the fuck is with this forum and babies this year?

Fucking zio.

Yeah, this.

I was surprised.

That, too.

This does, of course, mean that maria has to spend a weekend in the countryside with all of us lot without drinking.

Dear Lord...

So does Mr Chris. Oh, hang on....

And the way you lot are having kids, venues for future events will need a creche and baby-changing facilities. Er.. I mean Congrats!

Good job I'm not coming then!

Even being in the same room with Zio, I heard.

MaliA, did you have to use a lost property towel then?

I like to air dry.

Itwasnme.

Congrats to the fruitful loins of Andy Bear and Davpaz! There must be something in the water round here.

In a previous life, I worked at the CSA for a while.

The system (C) we were attempting to put in, was a replacement of a 7yr old system (B), which was a replacement for a previous 7yr old system (A).

There were still accounts in the queue waiting to get sorted out from system A...

Add to that the 250000 accounts that had some sort of manual action required, and the 700000 accounts that had to be manually transferred into another system due to trying to sync up with the jobseekers system.

How many staff do they actually have doing this work? A couple of hundred.

(all numbers made up, but the scale is correct, been too long for me to remember exactly)

None of this helps you of course.

I'm scared to post in this thread in case I get pregnant.

Congrats Andy Bear.

End of March will be here before you know it!

How many beex babies will we be expecting next year?

It's like the Midwich Cuckoos around here

Well done everyone!



Also, may we name them?

Congrats, Curio. Are you sure you got that cheevo, though?

DavPaz's has to be called Sockpuppet, surely?

It was my understanding that they were all to be called 'Richard Gaywood'?

No parent would be that harsh, surely?

Drew Peacock's got some horrid parents. As has Ophelia Balls.

Ed Jr.

At the moment our placeholder names are:

Boy:
Akabusi Awooga Agbonlahor Hewitt

Girl:
Sauvignon Sauternes Semillon Hewitt

With the added advantage that they both give silly initials.

I heard of a prosecutor whose kids had initials that were ABH and GBH

Hang on.. how's Maria pregnant? You're... gay.

Uk Segway boss dies from driving his Segway off a cliff. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... cliff.html

That's wheely bad.

He was probably two tyred.

Awooga Rolo Gyrate Hewitt

edit: Oh, erm, well done, too.

Maria's initials are 'MEH'.

Congrats dude (and Maria, obv!) on the impending arrival of Andy Bear Jr.

Awesome. Child's initials need to be ROFL.

My favourite the is the horsey woman, Pippa Funnell (sp?) Phillipa Funnel anyone?

I actually went to primary school with a kid called Elvis Ardon.

Nothing beats Princess Chumber. Sorry, but reading that name will stay with me until I die.

Mrs Z dealt with a lady called Mia Fanny Foulds

At my previous employer we had a lady whose surname was Icecreamwallah.

You did not.

If you arrange the first initial of all my kids first names in a certain way it spells rose (if you do it in age order, you get the oesr, and if you add in mine and Pauline's in, you get eproms)

Oh and at school, there was a family called (Sky, Blue and Day), Blue once appeared on Paul Daniels Magic thing, where he took the mickey out of her name.

Malc