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Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:29 ]
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Excellent, MaliA. Good luck.

Author:  markg [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:29 ]
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Excellent news. Good luck.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:29 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I've got a job interview.


Well done. For the comics book one?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:30 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've got a job interview.


Well done. For the comics book one?


Sadly, no. For a housing association over Bradford way.

Zardoz wrote:
Excellent, MaliA. Good luck.
markg wrote:
Excellent news. Good luck.


Thank you. I'll need a haircut, now.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:35 ]
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Good luck with it MaliA.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:38 ]
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Good luck and well done, sir.

What's the position doing?

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:38 ]
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Bon chance, Mali! Get your red short ironed!

Author:  markg [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:41 ]
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I think red shirts are for when you're trying to have sex with someone.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:42 ]
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markg wrote:
I think red shirts are for when you're trying to have sex with someone.

...and?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:46 ]
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And Sky just sent me a £25 M&S voucher due to the broadband taking ages to come online.

There's a slightly sinister letter from the student loans company. Apparently, I must provide evidence of how I support myself financially, and reply within 28 days, otherwise I may be liable ' to pay a penalty of up to £150'.

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:50 ]
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markg wrote:
I think red shirts are for when you're trying to have sex with someone.


and for doing bloody murder, neither of which really apply.

Anyway, shouldn't this be in the yay thread? ;)

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:53 ]
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MaliA wrote:
And Sky just sent me a £25 M&S voucher due to the broadband taking ages to come online.

There's a slightly sinister letter from the student loans company. Apparently, I must provide evidence of how I support myself financially, and reply within 28 days, otherwise I may be liable ' to pay a penalty of up to £150'.


Whenever I read a "may" in those types of letters, I mentally replace it with "won't"

Same thing in these cases I find :D

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:58 ]
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Trooper wrote:
MaliA wrote:
And Sky just sent me a £25 M&S voucher due to the broadband taking ages to come online.

There's a slightly sinister letter from the student loans company. Apparently, I must provide evidence of how I support myself financially, and reply within 28 days, otherwise I may be liable ' to pay a penalty of up to £150'.


Whenever I read a "may" in those types of letters, I mentally replace it with "won't"

Same thing in these cases I find :D


Looking at their website, it's quite intrusive:

Quote:
Some common circumstances are:
You are unemployed and in receipt of benefits
Please provide us with a copy of a letter, dated within the last 3 months, from the DWP confirming your benefits or a copy of your current benefits agency book.

If your benefits are paid directly into your bank account, please provide us with a copy of your most recent bank statement which shows your name and the benefit being paid to you.

You can also ask the Benefits Agency to stamp the form and have someone there record their signature and the current date beside the stamp.

You are being supported by a 3rd party
Please provide us with a signed letter from that person confirming that they are supporting you financially. they do not need to specify any amounts, only that they are providing you with financial support.

You are still studying
Please return the form to us if you are currently in receipt of financial support from the Student Loans Company. Write your Customer Reference Number on the form for the grant or loan that has been paid to you.

You must have received at least the first instalment of any grant or loan in the current academic year for this to be counted as your means of support.

If you are not in receipt of further support from us, please provide evidence of your means of support while you are studying, e.g. 3rd party support letter, copy of a bank loan agreement, copy of a grant award letter etc.

You are living from savings
Please provide us with a copy of your latest bank statement showing the funds you are living from. Please note that your name must be shown on this statement.

On receipt of your fully completed UK Form, confirming you are not currently in employment, we will record this information on our records.

You should advise us immediately if you become employed or go overseas for more than 3 months. We will contact you again regarding repayments if HMRC advise us that you are in employment in the UK.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:58 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Good luck and well done, sir.

What's the position doing?


Temporary admin position for a large housing association.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:09 ]
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That's not intrusive, that's just checking whether or not you should be repaying them according to the loan agreement, which seems sensible, no?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:11 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
That's not intrusive, that's just checking whether or not you should be repaying them according to the loan agreement, which seems sensible, no?


On reflection, yes. but it still means I've to do shit.

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:13 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
That's not intrusive, that's just checking whether or not you should be repaying them according to the loan agreement, which seems sensible, no?


On reflection, yes. but it still means I've to do shit.

Can't you just get MrsA to write you a note?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:14 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
That's not intrusive, that's just checking whether or not you should be repaying them according to the loan agreement, which seems sensible, no?


On reflection, yes. but it still means I've to do shit.

Can't you just get MrsA to write you a note?


I'm ahead of you.

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:18 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:

I want sand for christmas now.


If you do Secret Santa this year your Santa is going to have *quite* the postage costs to cover.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:29 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:

I want sand for christmas now.


If you do Secret Santa this year your Santa is going to have *quite* the postage costs to cover.


Is it not lighter to ship than coal?

Maybe change that to one of the awesome sand pictures you used to get where you flip it upside-down and the sand falls through the water to make a pattern.
Like this:
Image

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:51 ]
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You can't beat Moonsand. Moonsand.

It's even a nice word to say. Moonsand. Moooooooooooooooooonsand.

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 13:59 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
That's not intrusive, that's just checking whether or not you should be repaying them according to the loan agreement, which seems sensible, no?


It seems overly intrusive to me. The deal with student loans is that you pay it back when you earn over a certain threshold, which is easily dealt with through the current tax/paye/whatever automated systems.

If you don't go over the threshold, you don't pay until you do. How somebody supports themselves if they don't go over the threshold is nobodies business except their own, assuming it is legal. If it isn't legal, then it is up to somebody to prove that you are doing something illegal, not for you to prove that you are legal. Innocent until proven guilty and all that...

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 14:00 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
That's not intrusive, that's just checking whether or not you should be repaying them according to the loan agreement, which seems sensible, no?


It seems overly intrusive to me. The deal with student loans is that you pay it back when you earn over a certain threshold, which is easily dealt with through the current tax/paye/whatever automated systems.

If you don't go over the threshold, you don't pay until you do. How somebody supports themselves if they don't go over the threshold is nobodies business except their own, assuming it is legal. If it isn't legal, then it is up to somebody to prove that you are doing something illegal, not for you to prove that you are legal. Innocent until proven guilty and all that...

Yeah, on reflection I agree with you actually.

Mali - don't tell them anything!

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 14:06 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Yeah, on reflection I agree with you actually.



You are just awful at internet arguments. :D

In other news, you might want to check out "Pants Are Overrated" comic strip if you haven't recently (can't give you a link as it is blocked from here) they have finished their strip and as an ending they did two more Calvin and Hobbes tribute strips, the second one of which is really nice :)

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 14:10 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Yeah, on reflection I agree with you actually.



You are just awful at internet arguments. :D


:)

I've mellowed in my middle age.

Quote:
In other news, you might want to check out "Pants Are Overrated" comic strip if you haven't recently (can't give you a link as it is blocked from here) they have finished their strip and as an ending they did two more Calvin and Hobbes tribute strips, the second one of which is really nice :)

Oooh, will check that out later, thanks!

Author:  WTB [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 14:12 ]
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Good luck MaliA! X

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 14:12 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Mali - don't tell them anything!


I'm writing a note from Mummy Afterthought.

"Dear Student Loans People, I am ensuring MaliA doesn't have dirt on his cheeks, scurvy or rickets. Please except him from paying you any monies until such a time as he finds gainful employment once more. Yours, Mummy Afterthought."

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 14:50 ]
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Okay, firstly, what is China up to?

http://gizmodo.com/5859081/why-is-china ... the-desert

Also, the comments are funny, as always.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 15:28 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
Okay, firstly, what is China up to?

http://gizmodo.com/5859081/why-is-china ... the-desert

Also, the comments are funny, as always.


That's really bizarre. North Korea is also odd. There's hardly any cars at all on the roads, which don't seem to go anywhere.

Author:  kalmar [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 15:31 ]
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WTFF!

Aliens.

Also, from a link in the comments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM 8)

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 15:35 ]
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Dark Souls.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 15:51 ]
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It's about £1,400 for a nine day tour of North Korea. That would be interesting.

Author:  BikNorton [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 16:12 ]
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Trooper wrote:
It seems overly intrusive to me. The deal with student loans is that you pay it back when you earn over a certain threshold, which is easily dealt with through the current tax/paye/whatever automated systems.
This depends on when MaliA took the loan(s) - when I did mine, I had to deal with repayments myself.

Obviously this meant my forgetting, then being lazy about deferring, then shitting myself when they sent me a letter saying "pay us £450 within 14 days or we sue you for £6400."

If MaliA's on the new HMRC-managed system, then the correct response is to write a letter saying "No. HMRC aren't bothering me (and it's their actual job), so why are you?"

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 16:17 ]
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BikNorton wrote:
Trooper wrote:
It seems overly intrusive to me. The deal with student loans is that you pay it back when you earn over a certain threshold, which is easily dealt with through the current tax/paye/whatever automated systems.
This depends on when MaliA took the loan(s) - when I did mine, I had to deal with repayments myself.

Obviously this meant my forgetting, then being lazy about deferring, then shitting myself when they sent me a letter saying "pay us £450 within 14 days or we sue you for £6400."

If MaliA's on the new HMRC-managed system, then the correct response is to write a letter saying "No. HMRC aren't bothering me (and it's their actual job), so why are you?"


1998-2000. I pay them back when I earn money, and don't have to pay Xpcm. I was just a bit surprised by the tenor of the letter, it seems to be very distrustful, and a bit odd, given I've not heard a peep from them since 2008...

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 16:19 ]
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BikNorton wrote:
Trooper wrote:
It seems overly intrusive to me. The deal with student loans is that you pay it back when you earn over a certain threshold, which is easily dealt with through the current tax/paye/whatever automated systems.
This depends on when MaliA took the loan(s) - when I did mine, I had to deal with repayments myself.

Obviously this meant my forgetting, then being lazy about deferring, then shitting myself when they sent me a letter saying "pay us £450 within 14 days or we sue you for £6400."


Sure, but the loans company still contacted you when you were over the threshold, didn't they? That should be all they do, you shouldn't have to give them any info other than your taxable income, which they already know.

Author:  BikNorton [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 17:00 ]
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MaliA wrote:
1998-2000. I pay them back when I earn money, and don't have to pay Xpcm. I was just a bit surprised by the tenor of the letter, it seems to be very distrustful, and a bit odd, given I've not heard a peep from them since 2008...
Well - students, innit.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 18:06 ]
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Even have to supply your own stamp to post it back. Mutter, grumble.

Author:  throughsilver [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 20:14 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Off work today. Sick wife and child. Not feeling great myself. Just had an argument with a binman.

I hope you called him a trash-eating stinkbag.

markg wrote:
Oh, I didn't even know he did stand up. I thought he was just a kids TV presenter who ruined Buzzcocks.

I can usually rely on markg for correctness. This is a good illustration why.

I saw a clip of his stand-up once. It was like a child 'being' Stewart Lee on a school talent show.

Sorry, that was a bit negative. Have a nice time, Mali!

Author:  Pundabaya [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 20:50 ]
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Simon Amstell is 100x better than The Lesser Spotted Smugfaced Cunt.

Author:  Malabelm [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 21:08 ]
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throughsilver wrote:
I hope you called him a trash-eating stinkbag.


:D

Author:  throughsilver [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 21:13 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
Simon Amstell is 100x better than The Lesser Spotted Smugfaced Cunt.

Wait... you don't like Stewart Lee?

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Also, defending Amstell by calling someone else smug is a pretty bold move. ;)

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 21:57 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
Simon Amstell is 100x better than The Lesser Spotted Smugfaced Cunt.

Who mentioned Gervais?

Author:  kalmar [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 22:40 ]
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Bargain, quick:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/saddle-retro- ... _500wt_689

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 23:07 ]
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Stupid 'never having the installation disc when you need it most' strikes again. Office 2003.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 23:17 ]
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kalmar wrote:

Does it still smell of Betty Grables snatch or something?

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Nov 15, 2011 23:57 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Stupid 'never having the installation disc when you need it most' strikes again. Office 2003.



Stand down, troops. Using my AWESOME skills that'd make Grim... and Craster cry, I hacked the registry and did it that way. I AM INVINCIBLE!

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 0:18 ]
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kalmar wrote:

Its Spanish: A comma has been used for a decimal point by the look of it, hence the daft price.

Author:  devilman [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:32 ]
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devilman wrote:
Hmm.. found out that our Christmas party is to be a masquerade ball this year. Think I'll stay at home.


Hmm.. the amount of stick I've had a work for deciding not to go to this has been surprising. At these functions I barely say a word so no-one would notice if I was there or not. I've resorted to telling folk 'I'll think about it'.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:36 ]
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Image

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:21 ]
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devilman wrote:
devilman wrote:
Hmm.. found out that our Christmas party is to be a masquerade ball this year. Think I'll stay at home.


Hmm.. the amount of stick I've had a work for deciding not to go to this has been surprising. At these functions I barely say a word so no-one would notice if I was there or not. I've resorted to telling folk 'I'll think about it'.

Clearly they disagree. At least it sounds like they are putting some effort in, ours are utter shite, and we don't have a team one as no one can stand our boss as he is an utter cunt.

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