It's the Great BETEO Song Wars!How it works (maybe subject to change, depending on circumstances)The players are divided into four groups. Each week, every competitor puts forward one song of their choice, through
Grim...'s excellent inline MP3 player, or a YouTube clip. The choices for each group are put to a vote, and anyone else on the forum can allocate a score for the three songs they like the most (more points for the favourite, slightly fewer for the second and third favourites, as with the photography thread). The three songs in each group with the most vote-points are allocated league-points, and a league table is produced.
The scoring will be along the lines of:
Most votes in a week: 5 points in the league.
2nd most votes in a week: 3 points in the league
3rd most votes in a week: 1 point in the league.
(In the case of a tie, the points are shared as follows: more than one person tie in first place, all get four points. More than one person tie in second, all get 2 points. More than one person in 3rd, all get one point.)
At the end of the ten-week 'season', the top two from each group go into a knockout stage. From there, it's a straight knockout - four 'quarter-final' matches in the first knockout week, two 'semi-final' matches in the second knockout week, and a big final. (Note: Depending on the feelings of other players, one knockout stage may see a prolonged voting period to allow for the Christmas break.)
ThemesNote: Rule amended 8th Oct, now themes are picked three weeks in advance.The first week of the wars will be open to absolutely any type of song. The second week will require the chosen song to be a cover version. For
week four onwards, players in each group will have to pick a song adhering to a specific theme, chosen by the player with the lowest number of votes in the first week*. The theme should be chosen so that it can apply to any type of music, along the lines of "a band or song with a number in the title", "a song from a movie", "songs lasting less than a minute", or in true Mark and Lard's Cheesily Chart Challenge style, a track applicable to an event in the news. You could even throw a curve ball, and decide the theme will be "pick the worst possible song", with votes being placed for the worst track. However, themes such as "pick a heavy metal song" or "pick a dance track" are to be frowned upon, if only for being indicative of stultifying unoriginality. Conversely (and being slightly contradictory), picking "there is no theme" as a theme is perfectly acceptable.
If it's your turn to pick a theme, there's no reason why you can't choose a theme already used by another group, although picking a track already nominated in another group is likely to incur the wrath of the Song Wars Badger, Kevin. Oh, and the tenth (and final) round of matches will have a theme of Christmas, just to get everyone in the festive mood.
(*If more than one person has tied on the lowest score, the one with the lower position in group table will become the next theme-picker. If group positions are level, then there will be no theme for the relevant week. Similarly, to ensure each round of voting kicks off on time, if Johnny (or Jane) Themepicker hasn't nominated a theme in time, or doesn't want to choose one, there will be no theme for the relevant week. All this is getting more complicated than rugby union, isn't it?)
AnonFor each voting stage, only the songs are to be listed, meaning there's a fun guessing game to be had when trying to work out which Beexer picked which track. Post-voting, as the scores are revealed, so are the names.
ScheduleThe first week is for any song you like, and for the second week the theme will be cover versions, so you can get those thinking caps on right now. The themes are decided upon around two weeks in advance so that anyone going away from the forum for a while can put forward songs in advance. Please note that if anyone doesn't pick a song for a given week, then no entry will be listed for them for that week - there should be plenty of time to catch up in the league if you miss a week or two, though.
Code:
Group draw Wed 24 Sep
* Voting Open Voting Close Theme
Week 1 Wed 01 Oct* Tue 07 Oct No Theme (*voting may start early if everyone gets their songs in early, but will last until Tues 7th Oct)
Week 2 Wed 08 Oct Tue 14 Oct Cover Versions
Week 3 Wed 15 Oct Tue 21 Oct No theme
Week 4 Wed 22 Oct Tue 28 Oct Picker/Theme -
Group A - Nirejhenge - "something to fire you up, get you moving, exciting, fast inspiring"
Group B - Scarysheep3000 - "songs that have parentheses in their titles"
Group C - Spinglo Sponglo! - "songs, about, involving, or sung by Children's Characters (ie from books, tv, film etc)"
Group D - Sheepeh - "Songs which have been on a 1980's movie soundtrack"
Week 5 Wed 29 Oct Tue 04 Nov Picker/Theme -
Group A - Mark X - "Songs with numbers in the title"
Group B - Mr Chris - "Songs that are appropriate for our economy taking a nose dive"
Group C - The Rev Owen - "songs with place names in the title"
Group D - Dr Awkward, nee Myoptika - "Epic (anyone choosing that Faith No More song will be frowned upon for not being very funny)"
Week 6 Wed 05 Nov Tue 11 Nov Picker/Theme -
Group A - "Songs accompanying a drive through a deserted city at 3am" (Plissken)
Group B -
Group C -
Group D -
Week 7 Wed 12 Nov Tue 18 Nov TBA
Week 8 Wed 19 Nov Tue 25 Nov TBA
Week 9 Wed 26 Nov Tue 02 Dec TBA
Week 10 Wed 03 Dec Tue 09 Dec Christmas Songs
** Top two from each group go through to knockout stage **
Qtr Finals Wed 10 Dec Tue 16 Dec No Theme
Semi Finals Wed 17 Dec TBC No Theme
Final TBC TBC No Theme
Machiavellian Self-VotingDue to the nature of forum voting, you will be able to vote for your own song, and there's nothing much that can be done about that. But then, politicians can vote for themselves in general elections, so there you go. Please note: people relentlessly pimping up the votes for their own songs
will make baby Jesus cry.
The PrizesSuper big exciting prizes will be on offer for the winner. Or more likely, a couple of DVDs or albums I've somehow got two copies of.