Think you're a faster typer than MaliA? PROVE IT, BIOTCH!

When your time comes, you'll see some words where these words are right now. You'll get five seconds to read them, and then you need to POUND YOUR KEYS LIKE A DISOBEDIENT WIFE.

Make sure you pound the right wife keys though, because if you make a mistake there is a 1.5 second penalty! You don't need your mouse, so shove it aside. In fact, if you click anywhere on the page, I'll just assume you're cheating and kick you out with the contempt you deserve.

Your time is at the top left. Your characters per second are at the top right. If you are going faster than MaliA, they shall be coloured with THE GREEN OF VICTORY. If you are going slower, you will see THE RED OF CRUSHING SHAME. Just type like the very wind!

Oh, and you should leave your backspace key alone, too. If you make a mistake I got your back.

When your keyboard AND YOUR BRAIN are in the right place, press space to get your type on.