Be Excellent To Each Other

I wouldn't want to go and see him there in case he accuses me of being "Yoko".

Syd Little owns (or part owns I think) and frequents a really nice real ale boozer here called the Strawberry Gardens.

My elbow and shoulder are hurty. I've quite badly strained them DIYing the garden. Thankfully, most of the heavy lifting is done (until the strawberries and raspberries have finished for the year anyway).

My actions were intended as a non-violent, egg-based protest

Throwing eggs at someone is "non-violent". Um, ok.

She was also ok with taking Mr Cowell's shilling, by the sounds of it.

Top tip: don't like manufactured bands? Don't listen to them.

House of Commons discusses the lizard people Bilderberg

heh. I quite like Ken Clarke at times.

Don't forget Father's day, people.

My daughters first birthday... I don't think I'll get a look in.

Little point puttIng signs up if few can read. So the authorities have tried to play on people's fears of what might come from ....THE BLACK LAGOON!

Now it's going to be packed with Goths.

*packs trunks*

Someone on Facebook has just asked me if I can do a "prom run" in my GT-Four.

What the hell is a "prom run"?

Taxi driver.

It's a nice drive on the sea front

You'll get yewtree'd.

Taking their kids to the prom?

Taking his daughter to the prom?

Tell him sure, but only if she puts out.

Parking around the Albert Hall is a bit crap.

I don't like the term 'prom' to describe a school leavers' ball. Reminds me of 'Grease', and I hate that film.

Michael Biehn was in Grease. Also, Grease is great. Fool.

Grease has got groove AND meaning!

In Richard Blackwood news, he has agreed to have an anal examination broadcast on live TV.

Oh Boy...comments excellence and lunacy ahoy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricke ... ummer.html

Link is a small article on how Alison Mitchell will not be used to provide any commentary during the Ashes series. The article itself is fairly ho hum but it really comes into its own in the comments section.

Can you guess what a bunch of Telegraph readers reaction is to a lady commentating on cricket? Go on have a guess.

Are they all for it?

Yes....if by that you mean "Are they really against it"?

Oh, I see. Yes, someone at work has clued me in too. Turns out that what we used to call "school discos" are now called "proms" or some such bollocks like that.

Anyway, it appears to be a teenage boy who will be the main beneficiary here - who has now changed his Facebook cover photo to one of my car. I suppose I should be flattered

Gazchap... Pictured yesterday.

A wedding venue sent us a brochure that included this image:





Why? In what world is that an appealing image?

Have you made up your mind between the Robin Of Sherwood themed wedding, or were you opting for the Blakes 7 theme?

Maddie?

would not ask her as she always leaves about half nine in the arms of a mysterious stranger and then you do not see her for ages.

200 hours community service for you.

I love you zooey des chanel.

I shouldn't... but

They've always existed. They were just in America. I'd have thought most of us are aware of such American festivities, no?

I don't watch Glee, so I imagine that's why I'd never heard of it

That's why we have MaliA. He watches Glee so we don't have to.

Harvest for Adam.

I have not watched Glee properly since sincethe end of series three. It had lost much of its venom and spark by then.

Currently in Singapore on the way home. I forgot how sweaty flying makes you.

The first half of the first series was great but then quickly lost it's way I feel.

Flap more slowly.

Awesome trip to Derby market today. I was rooting around in some buckets like I was a young spuckler again.

And for Chinny.

Hiding in the toilets from work. No work now. Bad work.

There's a C64 game in with those Spectrum games. I do hope that wasn't you!

Edit: I think it's Quattro Adventure.