Beex Weex 19/4

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Apr 19, 2013 2:12

G'day mate and put a shrimp on the barbie, welcome to this weeks BeexWeex.

This week we have been talking about tying the knott in vegas, that's been about all the fun stuff (I won't class this as fun as it's been way too confusing, there's been some nasty stuff too, like the bombings in Boston and a great big explosion in Texas
Now onto the stuff you sheilas have nominated
First of all Zaphod did a funny about pre-eating rituals.
Saturnalian gets a bit excited over the thought of holly valance.
Bamba accuses Mr Chris of doing what we all know he's doing
Chinny does something awful
Dimrill needs to get some sleep
Markg talks about your mum and does a funny in the process.
Saturnalian admits he's not as good as derren
I don't know what this is referring to, but I assume chinny did a funny
Trooper mocks curiosity for reproducing
And Zardoz gets some feedback
And finally the post that attracted the most noms was Riles with this beauty

Thanks to Kovacs, Trooper, Kern, Davpaz, Curio, Chinny, throughsilver, Malia and the TheVision for their noms.

Also most importantly SAIK won the hockey

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Woot!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:23

I must be more funny...

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14419

2-NOM, 2-NOM, 2-NOM, twoooo-nooommmm.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 19, 2013 14:01

Good work!

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Apr 19, 2013 14:02

nice work, nic.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

nickachu wrote:

I don't know what this is referring to, but I assume chinny did a funny

Trooper referred to Mrs T (his wife) going on a run.

At the time the other Mrs T (Thatcher) was in a coffin on live TV being trundled through the streets of London.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

He's a 12 yr old Polish Swedish Australian, he's never heard of Thatcher.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Bobbyaro wrote:

He's a 12 yr old Polish Swedish Australian, he's never heard of Thatcher.

For future reference, here is the iron lady of the 1980's herself.

[sub please check]

nickachu · **Posted:** Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:43

chinnyhill10 wrote:

nickachu wrote:

I don't know what this is referring to, but I assume chinny did a funny

Trooper referred to Mrs T (his wife) going on a run.

At the time the other Mrs T (Thatcher) was in a coffin on live TV being trundled through the streets of London.

I haven't watched TV in about 5 months. And it'll all be in australian, I doubt they care about thatchers funeral.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

nickachu wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

nickachu wrote:

I don't know what this is referring to, but I assume chinny did a funny

Trooper referred to Mrs T (his wife) going on a run.

At the time the other Mrs T (Thatcher) was in a coffin on live TV being trundled through the streets of London.

I haven't watched TV in about 5 months. And it'll all be in australian, I doubt they care about thatchers funeral.

Please note I will not be modifying my posting style to please the younger members of the audience. That's how they ruined UK Gold. The Chinny is not for turning!

nickachu · **Posted:** Sat Apr 20, 2013 15:07

It's more the fact I'm not in the country so can't get references to what's going on right now on the telly.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Chinny has never in his life made a reference to what's going on right now on the telly.

nickachu · **Posted:** Sat Apr 20, 2013 15:35

Cras wrote:

Chinny has never in his life made a reference to what's going on right now on the telly.

I disagree! Look at the POTW nom!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Cras wrote:

Chinny has never in his life made a reference to what's going on right now on the telly.

I'm pretty sure I said something about episode 1 of the new ITV gameshow the other week:

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Tut, tut

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yeah, maybe this evening. Or tomorrow.

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Apr 26, 2013 16:14

I've got like 25 nom pms. I'm not doing another one.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Nah, I'm doing it. Volunteers welcome for future weeks, of course.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 26, 2013 19:40

nickachu wrote:

I've got like 25 nom pms.

You should ask to be paid in Australian Dollars, dude.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

WTF?!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 26, 2013 20:23

It was a joke based on foreign currency and the gullibility of the young.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Not you, our incompetent overlords.

TIME FOR A MOD ELECTION.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

Let the summoning begin!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

It it doesn't get posted soon I'm going to start nomming one of my posts from this week every 15 minutes.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Not you, our incompetent overlords.

TIME FOR A MOD ELECTION.

Well volunteered for next week

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

It it doesn't get posted soon I'm going to start nomming one of my posts from this week every 15 minutes.

And the week after.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Cras wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Not you, our incompetent overlords.

TIME FOR A MOD ELECTION.

Well volunteered for next week

I will be a mod next week, yes, and make sure someone else does BeexWeex.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

How do you nominate a PM for POTW?

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

a PMOTW?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Cras wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Not you, our incompetent overlords.

TIME FOR A MOD ELECTION.

Well volunteered for next week

I will be a mod next week, yes, and make sure someone else does BeexWeex.

It'll go to your head, just like the time you ate 2 packs of Refreshers in one go.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12340

Blackcurrant + lemonade = liquid refreshers.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14419

*cough*

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Yeah, we'll have a super-exciting double decker edition this week.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12340

Your shit.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Apr 29, 2013 15:56

Mr Russell wrote:

Your shit.

His shit what?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Most ironic thread subtitle ever.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

It's just like rain on your wedding day.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Apr 29, 2013 23:17

Who the fuck gave me all these spoons?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

[taps screen]

Is this thing on?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Cras wrote:

Yeah, we'll have a super-exciting double decker edition this week.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Cras wrote:

Yeah, we'll have a thrown together hungover last-minute double decker edition this week.

Reality-feex

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Oh - I thought that was what I'd written.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Cras wrote:

Yeah, we'll have a super-exciting double decker edition this week.

Goes to bi-weekly, to monthly, and then gets merged with an inferior but more popular forum. All mods are sacked and BEEX gets a small logo on the front cover.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Apr 30, 2013 18:27

Can we not, you know, jack it in now?

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12340

Grim... wrote:

Can we not, you know, jack it in now?

Haven't you installed a stats system yet?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

Grim... wrote:

Can we not, you know, jack it in now?

Allow our great tradition to die????

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

I'd rather jack than fleetwood mac.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

I have volunteered to do it on the 10th. Please can others go into the super secret members only forum and volunteer.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

Can we not, you know, jack it in now?

Only if you add a "rate this post" system that then posts the week's top scores to the news ticker.

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