Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello food,



My name is Russell Edgington and in my right hand you will see the latest (somewhat rare) feast cooked up by Objection: Salad! I choose not to drain then because one is no bigger than a small hare and the other appears to be shedding pounds so fast he will weigh less than the diminutive one soon.

I also choose not to drain the blood of Government Yard and Atrocity Exhibition simply because the temperature of their blood is a bit too high at the moment. Because of that Apple. Also; Jobs was a vampire and he met the true death simply because I got so totally fucked off with iTunes I done ripped that motherfucker's head clean off.

Before I tear through each and everyone of you like a fucking whirlwind here is the news;

This week MaliA had a fresh new idea for monetising Bits & Bobs,
Zardoz spotted Nikachu camping on a new Call of Modern Ops Map,
Is it Dimrill? Why yes it is - Hiding in the cupboard
Grim.. attributed a numerical value to wrong
Nominated with the caveat "not funny" but HUMAN PAIN AMUSES ME so Vampire Jobs strikes from the grave
TMI from CompareTheNikachu.com
The immediate catastrophic failure of CompareTheNikachu.com leads to the inevitable
You humans and your strange dances
Mr T visits the forum does his bin thing
The Last Myp Bandit knows his domestic appliance brand names
Trooper radically veers off the agreed "If you like this sort of thing, this is the kind of thing you will like" scoring system
I WOULD EAT HER
Follow this post with - THEN RUSSELL EDGINGTON ATE THEM. Because that's what will happen.
I can't imagine MaliA buying anything other than a magazine with pictures of him in it but I appear to be wrong.
Something about Kindles I don't understand. Because I don't need to. I'm 3000 years old you fucking MORONS.
Mr Dave helps with Apple IOS updates
And finally, Squirt accepts WHAT'S COMING
Secret diary of Samuel Mole sneaks in before 1337 deadline

Now time for the weather. Tiffany?

Fangtastic!!



Has 1337 o'clock been officially moved now then?


Blimey I can't believe a mod hasn't stickied this yet...

I'm in meetings most of today so had to get it done now otherwise no Beex Week and therefore no peas (which Craster promised me)

Good work sir! PM me your nomination for who should replace you for next week.

Fair play mate, just thought I would get some of Zardozzzzzzz'z moans out of the way.

Haha. Excellently done, sir!

My link doesn't work.

Apart from that, Average.

Good stuff, a few link issues though.

OOPS - should be fixed now.

That was brilliant trousers!

Although I did not get a nom....

Sweet, a nom.

Bra jobbat byxor!