The Last Beex Weex of Apple Salmon Destiny Man

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Due to the Logistics involved in the preparation of the first EVAH Joint Beex Weex, and the requirement for us to provide all material to our team of highly trained comedy writers monkeys skilled at throwing faeces at a wall, nominations for POTW will close at 5pm today. Any nominations after that time will be forwarded to next weex beex weexer. That person is yet to be chosen, although Kovacs is frontrunner, as he hasn't done one for a while.

The first ever Joint Beex Weex promises to be a truly interactive and immersive experience for writers, contributors and consumers alike. More details will follow at 8pm.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 14:44

I literally have no idea what's going on.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

This had better be good.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Apple Salmon Destiny Man Pie would have been funnier. Be better.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 14:47

Craster wrote:

Apple Salmon Destiny Man Pie would have been funnier. Be better.

Looks like we have a volunteer for next week.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

WTB wrote:

This had better be good.

We plan for it to go live at 9pm. The possibility of us being permabanned by 21.05 is currently rated as 'High'.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Also, you appear to have written 'last' instead of 'first in a series of ten consecutive'.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 14:50

Craster wrote:

Also, you appear to have written 'last' instead of 'first in a series of ten consecutive'.

Wait to see how the test audience finds the pilot before commissioning a series.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

The Last Salmon Man wrote:

Craster wrote:

Also, you appear to have written 'last' instead of 'first in a series of ten consecutive'.

Wait to see how the test audience finds the pilot before commissioning a series.

I've already commissioned the "Remember when APOD and Myp did a Beex Week" reunion show.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

BREAKING NEWS:

This is also the first BEEXWEEX with FULL* SOCIAL NETWORK INTEGRATION to allow BEEXWEEX to reach a GLOBAL AUDIENCE

*Partial

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 16:09

Do you have to announce these things before you tell me?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

We're trending on Twitter.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 16:50

I forgot about this thread.

This has failed before it's even started.

Not long to go now

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I'm super excited.

Alberto · **Joined:** 28th Jan, 2011 **Posts:** 1198

In a break with tradition, I *may* read/watch it this week.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 17:41

I'm excited.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 17:49

WTF is this shit? It's only Thursday!

It's not called 'Beex Part of a Weex'!

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 18:01

Curiosity wrote:

WTF is this shit? It's only Thursday!

It's not called 'Beex Part of a Weex'!

Last week's didn't happen on Friday either.

Hashtag for this on Twitter is #lastpieofdestinyapplemansalmon
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myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 20:30

30 MINUTES TO GO

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14419

Don't worry, I've got 2 Broke Girls on series link.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 20:50

TEN MINUTES

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 20:55

What is this shit?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

TECHNICAL ISSUES

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38667

myp · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:05

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

TECHNICAL ISSUES

You seem to have lost your phone.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:07

You guys fucking suck.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

The possibility of us being permabanned by 21.05 is currently rated as 'High'.

Well this is looking to be prophetic.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

you spelt "pathetic" wrong.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:09

You guys are my best idiots.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:09

At least it's got people talking about the Beex Weex. Was that the plan all along?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Going Live on Google+ in 30 seconds

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11898

What the hell is Google+?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

On what now?

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:11

Quick.. can anyone remember my password?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:11

Does anyone think this is intentional?

It's hard to tell, them being such imbeciles.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

http://youtu.be/CA72o-dDEec

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

In a minute they'll start reading aloud from books with their hands hidden under the table.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:19

I just made a grave mistake and put Myp on fullscreen...

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:22

I have no idea what the hell's going on but I'm deeply, deeply fascinated.

And a little concerned.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

TECHNICAL ISSUES

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:25

Yeah, we can still hear them.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

They've really got the hang of keeping the flow going.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:33

Lulz IE9.

And there have been two video Beex Weeks so far.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:41

Why am I watching this? Tsh.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:58

When did Beavis and Butthead turn middle class gay?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 21:58

Bobbyaaaaro

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 22:00

I feel much better about myself.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 22:00

Good work chaps!

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Aug 30, 2012 22:00

Mind blown.. amazing. :blown:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

That was some seriously fuckawful impressive stuff.

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