Beex Week 17th - 23rd March

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

It's late because you're all bastards. And I have been bust socialising. Nothing funny happens round here for fucking weeks, then within 7 days, there are 48 nominations. The majority of those came from Grim... Last Friday afternoon. The massive dickhead.

So, what happened this week? Well, it was so good, I guess you had to be there. Check the Active Topics, you lazy cunts.

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There were a number of birthdays this week, which wore out my ability to give polite well-wishes for at least a month. March is a popular month for spawning, so it seems. I like to think that your parents got drunk at a BBQ, went home and set to it like horny dogs and maybe if your mum had been a little more adventurous, you'd have been the load that hit her in the face instead. Or maybe you're the milkmans, who knows?

We also had grown-up discussions about:

Politics n shit.
How pathetic everyone is.
Sanitary towels.

We also had some pretty good 'Yays' this week:

:luv:

Grim... said we all go round to his and puke on his drive!

Trooper started another game of Mafia Scum. Yeah, it'll end in tears (oh, it has ended. Were tears involved?), someone has a God complex, me thinks. Most of us wish he'd just play Sims, instead.

And we all thought about EBGs mum because someone had to, the heartless bastard.

I spent the entire time looking through the POTW nominations (PS, well done everyone for choosing this week to figure out how to fucking nominate posts, finally.../sarcasm), hoping and praying to the Baby Santa in Heaven, that Zardoz hadn't received any. Were my prayers answered...?

I fucking wish this had happened.
Markg makes a insightful opinion of Grim...'s skills as a mechanic.
IDGI
Craster over-values the mod team. By £7.
Riles is sarcastic *feigns surprise*
Fuck you, Baby Santa in Heaven.
Damnit, again.
IDGI #2 Also: FFS
Kissyface mistakes Russ for himself.
Cases of Mr. Daves phone are on the rise.
...But fair.
What can she mean...? Too subtle, I think.
Crude but effective Photoshopping.
Dimrill has a go at logic.
Takes being a geek to a new level. *Nergasm*
These jokes are never getting old.
Curio makes an obvious connection.
A hero in our midst! No, wait, it's just pants.
Malc does maths.
Craster makes an observation.
I'm not sure what Curio is suggesting...
Satire. Lol.
He gets all his material from Sickipedia, stop nominating him!
I'm not sure that's safe or hygienic.
Just call him Dr. Z.
POTW stealing
I just tell it like it is.
Er...What?
Craster is very observant this week.
Pete, the constant Bringer of Awesome in the sea of shite.
Oh Christ, a Star Trek joke... New depths have been reached. And not in a good way.
Doccy G gets literal.
Myp is unimpressed.
Slighty Green offers tech support.
The iPad is shit, according to Devilman.
This explains a lot.
She deserves a medal, she really does.
Zardoz haggles over the price of Crasters arse.
And now all becomes clear, right? Cunt.
Won't someone think of the children mothers?!

I was tempted to link everything to leekspin because let's be honest, who the fuck reads this shit anyway?

Now I'm off for a careful think about who to nominate for next week...

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I want to hear more about bust socialising.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Nice work, flis.

Nice everything, flis.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

Craster wrote:

I want to hear more about bust socialising.

Whatever that pornographic thought in your head is, it's exactly that. But with more baby oil.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 23:21

I'll forgive the fact it was late because I got a nomination! Yay! My first ever proper nomination... Shame it's filthily nerdy. :nerd:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

I'll be in my bunk.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

Woot! Not a single nomination! Looking at that list, I'm pretty certain that makes me unique this week...

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 23:24

Craster wrote:

I'll be in my bunk.

You enjoyed my post that much? :hat:

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 23:42

I really am going to have to aggregate this.

Suggestions on how we continue to have a Beex Weeker in that case?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26106

What do you mean? Stupid person here!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:00

Man, I was superb this week.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:00

Grim... wrote:

I really am going to have to aggregate this.

Suggestions on how we continue to have a Beex Weeker in that case?

I've done it twice though since Dudley pissed on it.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:07

Basically, rather than sending a PM, it increments a counter for that post.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26106

Grim... wrote:

Basically, rather than sending a PM, it increments a counter for that post.

so only posts with lots of thumbs up will get into BEEX weex? I thought a week or two ago there were complaints that there were not enough nominations? I think if you wanted a counter thing you'd have to put the nom button on the normal skin.

Unless you mean all moms should go into a spreadsheet rather than a pm to the weexer, in which case what's the difference, other than there is a much higher chance they will forget and/or post it 12 hours late Flis.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22397

Mimi wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Basically, rather than sending a PM, it increments a counter for that post.

so only posts with lots of thumbs up will get into BEEX weex? I think if you wanted a counter thing you'd have to put the nom button on the normal skin.

Both of these statements are the way forward.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Mimi wrote:

I think if you wanted a counter thing you'd have to put the nom button on the normal skin.

nom nom nom nom nom.

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