Be Excellent To Each Other

Picture the scene.

It's Wembley Arena. A capacity crowd is packing the place to the rafters, and the noise they are making is astonishing. They've just seen a four-hour set from a supergroup made up of some of the greatest musicians in history, who knocked it out of the park. It was epic, a gig that people will be talking about for decades. It's Queen at Wembley '86, Maiden at Rock in Rio, and Hendrix at Woodstock, all rolled into one.

And now? It's me. I get to walk out on stage in front of all those people who've just seen the greatest gig of their lives. With a kazoo. And no trousers on.

All that? That's what it's like doing the follow-up BeeX WeeX after TheVision's effort last week. So, as you read through this, don't concentrate on the fact that it's a bit shit, just go and reread/watch last week's instead, and we'll get through this without too many tears.

This week, BeeX has been mostly talking about

Getting other people to pay you to develop video games. Is it a reasonable approach to funding, or an outright con?

The contents of your coin pocket. Which naturally moved onto a discussion of the contents of my trousers

Slightly Green asked for intimate waxing advice, but the discussion quickly became an examination of Malc's meat.

and Grim... interrogates Vogons.



Your posts of this week have been

Pundy almost getting drawn into a bin discussion

Squirt opining about memories

The witty was brought by kalmar.

Grim... just can't stop punching Malabelm

Zardoz goes highbrow with the art jokes

Dimrill gives everyone a delightful mental image

devilman gives robot dressing advice

KovacsC makes a Doctor Glyndwr is short joke. Will that ever get old? No, no it will not.

In a rare moment of honesty, I assess my own stealth skills

And finally, YOG impressed with an english language pun pic:



Thanks to Malc, kalmar, Doctor Glyndwr, flis, Mr Russell, Zardoz, and MaliA for their contributions. Have fun, all!

Woot I got a mention


I take it I should look at last weeks Beex then?

Nice intro. Now where's the video?

Posted at the correct time too. Extra pork points for Craster.

Post of the week nomination with a Proust reference! I always knew this place was a cut above the average forum.

Not as good as last weeks.

Duh.

The intro is very evocative though. In my mind you're still naked from the waist down, playing 'The Crying Game' on your kazoo as bottles of piss are being launched at you. You've been on for well over an hour now. People are starting to leave.

I don't get the coin pocket reference.

I suspect that was trick to see if anybody actually clicked the links...

Er. Oops.