Be Excellent To Each Other

Er, hello again, it would appear that due to a scheduling mishap, I've got another crack at this, but this time I don't have the excuse that I'm supposed to be out the door in an hour or so, so I guess I'd better do it properly.

The Satellite of Doom fell upon us, but I believe all beexers have been accounted for.
NervousPete made us all nervous by making us remember our childhood fears
Cibrushsille - Never Forget
FIFA 12 is out today - I appear to be putting myself in the minority when I say that the demo seemed pretty awful and a massive step back from the last few years.
Mr Chris isn't around as much at the moment, so we need someone else to be wrong all the time. Fortunately for us, we've got Malc

Posts of the Week
Mr Russ offers some useful advice. (Is there a joke in here that I'm completely missing, or was it just nominated because it was actually sensible relevant advice and we don't do that very often?)
According to Davpaz, Craster has moved on from badgers
Craster's lack of quoting reduces the impact of this a bit, so if you've not been reading B&B you probably won't have a clue what's going on. Actually, even if you have you probably still won't.
Not mentioned in the weekly roundup as it got nominated here, but NervousPete's thread on The Battle of Bath Manor Hill is, as always, an essential read.

An apparent lack of funny this week, but I was away for the weekend, so it's kind of understandable, thanks anyway to this weeks contributers - Grim..., Flis, JBR & Kern for giving me something to write about.

I'm off to read my terms and conditions to make sure I don't have to do this again next week.

Nice one again, Joans!

He's done such a good job I think he should do it permanently.

I second this..

Is this a random volunteer I see before me?
I have already started receiving PMs for next weeks.

I'm not doing it again, as I got grief from the pikey bummer.

See, this is why I assumed the mods chose someone at random, I haven't exactly been keeping track of who has and hasn't already done one (although I'm sure yours was very memorable).

Used to you coming across like a petulant twelve year old but I think your standards may be slipping.

Thank you very much, Joans. I enjoyed that.

you need to remove the passive from below your avatar.

If you think that I am the aggressor in this thread then you need to remove the token from your user title dude.

I have no idea what you are talking about, but then I have no idea what myp is talking about either; therefore I see only one person being aggressive. Something you should bear in mind that not everyone reads every post in every thread, so if myp has been nasty to you in a thread I haven't read, but you are nasty to him in other threads, all I see is you being nasty.

Bear in mind that he called me a "pikey bummer" in this thread. Unless that is a term of endearment in your eyes?

In my eyes pointing out that he is a tad on the immature side for using a playground insult is hardly aggressive and completely justified.

Who says he was referring to you?

Man, you're so vain you probably think this post is about you.

/adjusts apricot scarf