Be Excellent To Each Other

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Greetings, linear beings! I have returned from the distant future to provide the highlights of the tiny sliver of time that you have experienced recently. Let me tell you, my dimensionometer has a had a field day with the amount of paradoxes and ZOMG TOTALLY CHANGED TIME that goes on behind the scenes since DavPaz became a mod. But still, he don’t know what lies ahead, do he, dear friends

Anyway, on with the show! FOCUSING TIME BEAM TO EARLY JULY 2011 AD.

This Week in Beex will be remembered for:

Chicks, Dicks, Slicks, Big Sticks and Mentalists.

Posts of the Week!

Sinister Agent lands a Zinger!
Findus Fop delivers mixed messages
Devilman gets his definitions straight
Plissken looks back in anger
Craster’s APoD impression
Malia’s Belm Summary
Craster's shocking discovery

Picture of the Week!


An otherworldly scene from regular owner of the WIN ball, NervousPete.

Thanks to the awesome contributers that are: Grim..., Malc74, Kalmar, Zardoz, DavPaz and Craster. Your rewards will be with you in time...

Woohoo!

I felt a strange presence. Such power!

He may be a GayTime lord but he still can't publish BeeX WeeX at 13:37!

Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.

Linear Time is so dull...

Thanks for doing it as I was down for it but have been away.

I'm doing it next Friday. What larks!

Excellent work, mysterious stranger.

Not enough Kissyfur.

You only turned up midweek!

Which is an event itself, isn't it?! Noteworthy enough for a fucking Wikipedia page.

Also, things have to be flagged to be included. Them's the rules.

New thing from now on, BTW. The Beex Weeker gets to choose their successor.

Wasn't that always the rule? I thought it was just a secret rule.

Flagged how? We don't have an AWESOME WARNING button.

PM it to the Beex Weeker group.

The what?

Honestly, you go away for 6 months and some new buggers come along and change the posture settings on your chair and move all the furniture around and replace all the coffee with decaf.

We should really put this in the weekly newsletter.

When you send a PM, there's a list of groups you can send it to on the left hand side. One of those is 'Beex Weeker', which will contain the current 'volunteer'.

Don't worry, Curio got it wrong earlier in the week too, and he's not been anywhere.

Ah, right, ok. But isn't Curio delirious from sleep deprivation?

She slept for 9 hours straight last night.



I got it wrong because it's easier to just report a post than it is to send a PM.

And Mr Dave has also vanished, adding to my theory that you are one and the same. Just like MYP and Hitler. You never see them in the same room do you?

Yeah, thanks for telling me.

Ha.

I hate people whose kids sleep through at such a young age. Mainly because neither of ours did.

MiniPaz regularly sleeps from about 10pm until 6am.

I hated you anyway.

Now the kids are a bit older, they go to bed at 6pm and wake up at 6am-7am. And they can speak and play Lego, which counts for a lot.

Do the old BeeX WeeXs get destroyed by fire?

Remember chums to nominate nominate nominate for BEEX week. I'm editing it this week and it's going to be awesome. I've already booked entertainer Duncan Norville to host it.

That some kind of weird hybrid of the "Chase Me" bloke and Keith Harris' puppet?

*Shudders*

Worse:



It has to be said that I'm not having to lift a finger for this weeks BEEX week as a skilled team have been assembled to collate it. All I have to do is insert all the posts into a special post box that Davpaz says he will tell me more about later in the week and bingo!

Stay tuned....................

This thread, while very interesting to me, is pretty old now.

Idiot

Are you DavPaz?

Hmm, this one seems to have a higher level of sentience that some of our regulars.

BEEX week has now been written. Due to work stuff tomorrow morning I can't add anything last minute, so it will have to go in next weeks. So don't PM me because I can't add any more.


"My fellow Americans, if you read BEEX week you will be able to fly like a plane."


This weeks BEEX week will have MANY WORDS, some of which will be COHERENT. There will be at least 3 SPELLING MISTAKES. It will be CONTROVERSIAL and may be NEVER REPEATED.

BEEX Week will involve TIME TRAVEL, GIANT HEADS, and A STICK INSECT.

It's still the best selling weekly summery of BEEX. It's BEEX WEEK. Get it or MISS OUT ON THE FUN,

BEEX Week: Out Friday the 15th of July 2011 at 13:37PM. Unless it gets delayed at the printers because they glued the covertapes on upside down again.

I demand a covertape with my BEEX WEEK, orientation be damned.

That's a publisher issue........

If I'm not back in time from my meetings, Davpaz has been PM'd a copy along with instructions of 2 vitally important components.

The costume doesn't fit