Be Excellent To Each Other

pffft all this talk of increased activity is a myth...

Malc

I am still not smoking.

Last night my dreams went from being vivid to being vivid, erotic and involving Lily Allen. If I had known the fringe benefits were this good I would have given up years ago.

I am going to start smoking.

And now I quit!

Role on sleepy time!

Surely naked dreams of Lily Allen woudl force you to keep chain smoking for the rest of your life, lest the HORRIBLE NIGHTMARES start up?

Still not smoking here, mercifully my sleeps have been entirely peaceful and unmolested by visions of the screeching spawn of cockney comedians.

From http://www.thisisoxfordshire.co.uk/news/4024721.Second_armed_raider_strikes/



Hmm....nope, I can't see the problem here.

Keith Allen was a comedian? Fuck me, he kept that quiet.

Hello, my name is Lilly. I'm gonna be in Dr Who. Innit?

Keep it up, mate. You're doing well.

She's all yours, Nemmie. All yours.

It's actually been fine, I've been drinking a bucketful of coffee each day instead but other than that so far so good.

I honestly think that so much of the well-intentioned "help" that is offered to people quitting smoking is immensely counter-productive. When you are smoking it all does nothing except build up in your mind the idea that not smoking will be some terrible ordeal and is in some way difficult so you put it off rather than possibly fail. When you are quitting it can also be an excuse to start again, as though failing to simply not smoke is excusable because it must be really difficult.

I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again.

Giving up smoking is trivially easy if you're giving up because you want to stop smoking.

Giving up smoking is utterly impossible if you're giving up because you think you should stop smoking.

That is exactly what I did. I had lots of coffee, and I also started on donuts, but knocked that on the head pretty quickly as I could see that going horribly wrong.



All very true, sir. Very true indeed.

You were turning into a US cop?

Just think of the telescope you'll be able to afford. Well done mate.

Exactly. It all starts with a donut with your morning coffee, and before you know it you're mainlining sugar and caffeine all day and shooting black kids in the face.

I had a dream the other night that Mrs Squirt and I met Steve Martin, and somehow she managed to convince him that Cheaper By The Dozen I & II were really good, and he should make more, and he agreed to make numbers III, IV and V as well. I woke up absolutely livid at her.

I can't see where a 20-a-day donut habit could possibly go wrong.

Where do you buy your trousers from, then? Asda?

Myp, yesterday.

"I don't want to look like a weirdo. Give me the mumu."

Malc has done that thing again where he back-reads every thread of the forum he's missed, and then posts to old topics. Who has the time?!

They're quick off the mark around there, aren't they?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7813418.stm



Sounds like they're already dumb to me.

Um, Malc?

I can see why you're a lawyer with cutting ripostes like that.

I've tried calling the other side "cunts" before, but it doesn't seem to get me anywhere.

We disagree with your interpretation of the word 'cunt' and despite the comments on your website, consider that you clearly agree with our position.

Even that picture stirs my loins. What a woman!

Coff.

Wow, Lilly Allen killed B&B. RIP thread

Thank god! I wish i'd have put her on my death list. Her voice and songs annoy me more than I can expain...so don't worry, I won't try to

Malc-wtf are you doing awake at that hour? The only time I went to sleep early, christ man sort your body clock out and then we can talk.



C.V probem kinda sorted, thanks to Gaz! So I hope I can drop the C.V's off to the places I want and I get an interview...I am dressing posh in the hope that this helps

Right let's move on to more uplifting things shall we? Like space nazis, huzzah. Kermode mentioned this a couple of weeks ago along with Dead Snow.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn4DW1uvsAE

Iron Sky, Nazis who landed on the moon in 1945 return to Earth and high jinx ensue.

Her new album is great! I have been lucky enough to have a preview.

Not that you will like it of course because it does feature her voice and her songs. Out on Feb 9th so get ready to turn off your radio!

Ermm meanwhile in C&C 3 I just beat the AI on brutal so that is one of my new years resolutions completed.

Fuck, Brutal?

Very importantly though Nemmi, what map, how was the AI set up? Tutle? Steamroller?

I think I've beated the AI on brutal when I set it to turtle on a particular map. There are certain situations where it's possible, but in the main I just get utterly, utterly owned every time.

I saw an Eggbox 360 game in Sainsbury's and thought it was a new Red Faction game. It turns out it was bloody C&C.

Does anyone know (or care) when the new final fantasy is defo out?

No.

Next!

I only care if there's a PC release. Bastards.

Feexed for me.

AI was set up as balanced. The map was blacks big battle and I was Nod, the AI was Scrin.

It was far from easy but I have come close before. Bloody awesome feeling to hear "You are victorious". I can die happy now.

Well after I manage the same on Red Alert 3 which might actually be a lot easier considering how overpowered the air units are.

*loads rifle*

I'd love the watch the replay, but I bet you didn't save it.

One of our clients (who I fancied and once asked out for a drink only to be cruelly rejected and cast to one side) has just said I look rather sexy sporting my new beard*

* and no, Shin wasn't with me.

I'm coming over

SMACKDOWN!

Nope, I have never saved any of my battles.

After I have had a good crack at RA3 I will probably go back for victory number two. When I pull it off I will be sure to save it for you.

I need to stop posting. SOMEONE STOP ME!